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Yes, the Five Albanian Queers* will be entertaining you with their jolly atonal jodelling** and lovely musical grunting noises.***

The leader, Fat Arsed Quasimodo, farts and quacks with the flabby aging quartet while dancing a fast agile quickstep****.

* die Fünf Albanische Querdenker              

** fröhliches dodekaphonisches Jodeln   

*** Furzen

**** spielt Fagott, auch Querflöte


    

Questions? Well, why are you reading this stuff? Who is this Chris Nicholls anyway, and why on earth should anyone be interested in his hobbies? He does it for a living? Amazing.

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